Okay. So I’m watching “An Extremely Goofy Movie” on Netflix, and my mom called me into the kitchen. So naturally I had to pause it.

I sent Ma a letter today!!

aspiringcamper:

imageI sure miss her…

Oncie’s Camp Weehawken blog <3

(sheliedtohimaboutthedatesotheycouldleaveearlier)

guys no seriously I need to watch ‘Walk this Way’ omfgfnklsdnfg;dsklgf 

frozenfireflight:

toxicrants:

abyssiansoul:

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

Uhhh, can I BE you, please?

I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’

Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dictionary.

I remember my family first saw this when we were all watching the Super Bowl together! And as it happened, my grandpa and uncles were making sexy comments and catcalling at the tv. And then the guy turned around and everything got dead silent

(via itisallratheroddhere)

guys i need to know where i can watch the short where Billy sings a love song to Spencer. i need to know 

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

I think we did an experiment with this shit in Chemistry
but I was pretty sure it needed a flame to ignite it? 
oh well. much be something different. 
Watch out for this shit guys.

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

I think we did an experiment with this shit in Chemistry

but I was pretty sure it needed a flame to ignite it? 

oh well. much be something different. 

Watch out for this shit guys.

(via amazing-incredible-spider-hulk)

invisibear:

eatmyholypixieboots:

But seriously, who takes their T-shirt off like that?

THE MORE I LOOK AT IT THE MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS 

[AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SHIRT]

I bet One-ler takes his shirt off like that 

since he never seems able to keep his shirt on

(via silent-sarcasm99)

handpickedhappiness:

Can we please talk about the fact that this is a site where people are literally bullied into deleting their blogs? 
This person deleted their blog because of this post
They got so much hate that they deleted their entire blog…just because they didn’t notice the joke. And this happens ALL the time. People are bullied from this website. I’m not exaggerating, this is complete bullying, there’s no other word for it. 
And this is the Avengers fandom? Really? One of my fandoms did this? That’s disgraceful.
You know, for a website that claims to be tolerant and open to everything, be it gender, race, orientation, preferences, or whatever, for people who claim to always be there if people are depressed or suicidal or just having a bad day.You’re pretty good abusing people.

Okay. So let me just add in my most likely unpopular opinion here. 
I understand how getting hate it bullying. I do. And people that send hate are really awful and need to get fucking lives.  Really, I do. 
But to me, the fact that this person missed the joke makes the joke EVEN FUNNIER. 
And the fact that it is a JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE and people sent this person hate over it is just fucking STUPID.  
But what irks me even more is this: 
1. If you&#8217;re getting hate to that point, TURN OFF ANON. That&#8217;s it. Just turn it off. 2. WHY WOULD YOU WORRY ABOUT HATE OVER A JOKE? LIKE &#8220;OHH YOU DIDN&#8217;T GET THE JOKE YOU&#8217;RE FUCKING STUPID&#8221; 
My friend, you are not the first person to not get a joke on Tumblr. I honestly didn&#8217;t even get that joke until I reread it a few times. 
3. If people are that fucking set on making fun of you over a fucking joke, the joke is on them. 
That is all. 

handpickedhappiness:

Can we please talk about the fact that this is a site where people are literally bullied into deleting their blogs? 

This person deleted their blog because of this post
image

They got so much hate that they deleted their entire blog…just because they didn’t notice the joke. 
And this happens ALL the time. People are bullied from this website. I’m not exaggerating, this is complete bullying, there’s no other word for it. 

And this is the Avengers fandom? Really? One of my fandoms did this? That’s disgraceful.

You know, for a website that claims to be tolerant and open to everything, be it gender, race, orientation, preferences, or whatever, for people who claim to always be there if people are depressed or suicidal or just having a bad day.
You’re pretty good abusing people.

Okay. So let me just add in my most likely unpopular opinion here. 

I understand how getting hate it bullying. I do. And people that send hate are really awful and need to get fucking lives.  Really, I do. 

But to me, the fact that this person missed the joke makes the joke EVEN FUNNIER. 

And the fact that it is a JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE and people sent this person hate over it is just fucking STUPID.  

But what irks me even more is this: 

1. If you’re getting hate to that point, TURN OFF ANON. That’s it. Just turn it off. 
2. WHY WOULD YOU WORRY ABOUT HATE OVER A JOKE? LIKE “OHH YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID” 

My friend, you are not the first person to not get a joke on Tumblr. I honestly didn’t even get that joke until I reread it a few times. 

3. If people are that fucking set on making fun of you over a fucking joke, the joke is on them. 


That is all. 

(via uncannibal)

I need more Billy Joe Cobra/Once-ler pictures

that was perfect

god bless

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